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so I was on yahoo answers and


so I was on yahoo answers and

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does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme


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when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

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if the only time you tell a chronically ill person that you’re proud of them is when they’re pushing their bodies to live up to the capitalist standard of production, you really need to check your ableist perspective.

we are valuable, important, & worthy of praise—whether we are in school/employed, or not. our existence is enough.

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Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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I find it kinda cummy
I find it kinda dad

the dreams in which im squishy are the best i ever had

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tbh i love those fucked up gifs that make everyone react like “wtf”

give me an example




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